If it weren't for - Funny

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

--3--

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

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Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year