I just broke up - Funny

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

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The hands of God - Inspirational

The hands of God draw you close, hold you near and embrace you forever. May your heart be assured today of how very precious You are to Him. Good evening!

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A friend is someone - Friendship

--1--

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

--2--

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.

--3--

Though our communication wanes at times of absence, I'm aware of a strength that emanates in the background.

--4--

Friend - a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection and loyalty.

--5--

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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I know that you - Funny

--1--

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

--2--

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

--3--

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

--4--

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

--5--

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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There's no half-singing - Funny

--1--

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

--2--

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

--3--

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

--4--

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

--5--

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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If it weren't for - Funny

--1--

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

--2--

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

--3--

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

--4--

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

--5--

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

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I used to think - Funny

--1--

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

--2--

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

--3--

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

--4--

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

--5--

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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He who laughs last - Funny

--1--

He who laughs last is generally the last one to get the joke.

- Terry Cohen

--2--

A social study has concluded that a woman's ultimate fantasy is having two men at a time! In the fantasy, one cooks while the other cleans the house. Hehehe.

--3--

Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true, just be thankful that your nightmares don't too.

--4--

Can you imagine a world without men? No crimes and lots of happy fat women!

- Nicole Hollander

--5--

It is a scientific fact that 1 out of 3 people is ugly. Look at the person at your left and right. If they are good looking, you're in big trouble!

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Sometimes, I feel like - Funny

--1--

Sometimes, I feel like a cup of coffee. A little bitter, a little sweet, but oh so hot!

--2--

I hate liquor and I hate men. To me, they are my enemies! But then again, God said, "Love your enemies." So, what can I do? Disobey God? Amen.

--3--

Difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad.

--4--

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make! Try a different one each day!

--5--

You're driving a car at steady speed. On your left is a drop off and on your right is a fire engine going at same speed you are. In front is a galloping horse the same size as your car so you can't overtake. Behind is a galloping zebra. What must you do to get out of this dangerous situation? Get off the Merry-Go-Round!

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It takes a long - Friendship

--1--

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

--2--

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

--3--

A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon

--4--

The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him, his own.

--5--

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

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True friendship is like - Friendship

--1--

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

--2--

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

--3--

My friends are my estate.

--4--

Mother my friends are no longer my friends
And the games we once played have no meaning
I've gone serious and shy and they can't figure why
So they've left me to my own daydreaming.

--5--

Just to prove i was right that it's harder to be friends than lovers and you shouldn't try and mix the two, cause if you do and then you're still unhappy, then you know that the problem is you.

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When we seek to - Friendship

--1--

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

--2--

Hey my friend, I see your eyes are troubled, care to sare your time with me?

--3--

Best friends just won't leave your side

--4--

Turns out not where but who you're with that really matters

--5--

See you and me have a better time than most can dream of

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We met each other - Friendship

--1--

We met each other by chance, become friends by choice, still friends by decision, and when we say friends forever, that's definitely a lifetime. Promise! Friends forever?

--2--

True friends always stand behind you during your bad times. Check your marriage album. All your friends were standing right behind you!

--3--

As a kid, I loved big gifts. But I bloomed learning that the best gifts come in small boxes. Like you, I may just have a litle time with you, but your gift of friendship is the one I'm thankful for.

--4--

It's an achievement to make a thousand friends in a lifetime. Yet, the real achievement is to keep a friend for a lifetime!

--5--

Friendship, like marriage, there are ups and downs. You just have to get through it. That's why when you need me, I'll be there, and even if you don't need me, I'll be standing still, waiting for you to be needing me again.

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The best love has - Friendship

--1--

The best love has been found in the world of friendship. It is the kind of love that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more; that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you have given me. And that's what I'd hope to give you now and forevermore.

--2--

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I can't help but think of all the things I've done in the past. I go out with my friends to drink and got drunk. Some people would ask why would I waste my money buying alcoholic drinks because it brings nothing and can ruin my life. They may be right and they may not understand the importance of drinking alcohol. But for me, those drinking sessions, I've found real friendship. We talked, we laughed, and we even started building dreams. That's the essence of drinking!

--3--

Friendship is always a promise kept in the heart so when everything is unclear, just remember three things: I'm here, still here, with or without beer. :)

--4--

Thought of the day: A friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

--5--

The bear and the two men. Two men were walking in a forest when they saw a bear. One immediately ran and climbed up a tree. The second man was slow and was left behind. So, the second man pretended to be dead. The bear then came, walked around him and smelled his head. Then the bear went away. When the bear was gone, his friend came down the tree and asked, "What did the bear tell you?" He said, "Don't trust someone who leaves you in time of need or trouble."

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Love is nothing, without - Love

--1--

Love is nothing, without a kiss.

--2--

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.

--3--

if ur blood could save me
i'd ask for 1 drop
if ur breath could save me
i'd ask for 1 air
but if ur tears would sve me
i'd rather die, than to see u cry...

--4--

Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday. What counts most is that somehow in our busy life, we remember each other even just by saying "Take care".

--5--

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

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The Don'ts to Remember - Love

--1--

The Don'ts to Remember: Don't wait for time. Make it. Don't wait for love. Feel it. Don't wait for money. Earn it. Don't wait for the path. Hack it. Don't wait for opportunity. Create it. Don't go for less. Get the best. Don't compare. Be unique. Don't avoid failure. Use it. Don't dwell on mistakes. Learn from them. Don't back down. Go around. Don't close your eyes. Open your mind. Don't run from life. Embrace and enjoy it. Don't just read this. Share it!

--2--

When you look for a job, it shouldn't only the salary to count. We must consider the job, if that's what we want, because there's less chance you'll be efficient if you don't like what you do. Same goes in love, don't push yourself to love somebody only for the sake of having someone in your life. Otherwise, less is the chance you can work it out.

--3--

The Lakehouse: What if you waited for your special someone your whole life and later on learn that no one is waiting for you? True love is worth taking chances for. Sometimes, you don't know why things work out, they just do.

--4--

The key to succeeding in marriage is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found. Sustaining love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes wisdom. You have to know what to do to make your marriage work. Love in marriage is a decision, not just a feeling.

--5--

All relationships have this law: Never make your loved one feel alone while you are there.

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Love for someone sometimes - Love

--1--

Love for someone sometimes doesn't worth fighting for and doesn't worth risking for, only if that someone doesn't really have no feeling of love for you at all

--2--

If a woman were to love again, she'd better pick a bachelor. Because a married man had already found his only one true love - his wife. And the only thing he could give to you is half of what he has. One half is lust and the other half is lies. Who knows you have the wrong half? But either half can do no good to you.

--3--

If a married man tells you that he loves you more than his wife, think twice; but if he tells you he loves you and not his wife, better think a hundred times.

--4--

You cannot really feel the yearning, the love, even if he tells you once, twice, or a hundred times, if there's no love, there's no really love.

--5--

To love someone sometimes is worth taking a few steps backward (maybe even more) especially when it happens that you're not supposed to be there. To give way to the happiness of the person you love the most.

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Love is something far - Love

--1--

Love is something far more than the desire for sexual intercourse. It is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

- Bertrand Russel

--2--

Love was only a myth, I thought, and true love, lasting love, was just a lie told by poets; then you came along unexpectedly to prove I was wrong.

--3--

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being love by someone deeply gives you courage.

--4--

I never thought that I could fall in love this way; a way that nobody does.

--5--

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realized that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!

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To love is to - Love

--1--

To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

--2--

In a relationship, it's not difficult to use your brain over the heart. If you find yourself capable of getting involved with someone because you use your brain, it means one thing, you aren't in love with the person. Because when you love someone, it's almost impossible to control your heart and tell it to let the mind handle the relationship. And the same is also true that when you can't use your brain because the heart rules over, it means that you are definitely, positively in love. So good luck to both your brain and heart.

--3--

If the person you are destined to love is not yours to have, or rather the person you have chosen to love can never be yours, stay away from him. Go on, free him and have him live the way he should be but never stop loving him there inside your heart where only you can have him. Buildings collapse, we die, but true and real love lives forever.

--4--

If I have to choose between the one who loves me the most and the one I love the most, I'd rather go for the person who loves me the most because I can learn to love that person as our relationship goes on but I can never teach the person I love the most to love me the way it should. So sad and painful but true, have to willingly admit realities.

--5--

The way to find out if you really love someone or not is by talking to them. The more you talk to them, the more you either hate them or love them. - Brad Breitenstein

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They say if love - Love

--1--

They say if love becomes painful its time to let that love go and save yourself. Just keep this in mind, "You'll be able to find another love, but not another self."

--2--

6 Stages of love. Self-love. If you can't love yourself, you can't love another. Caregiving love. Love of your parents, relatives, etc. Peers love. Loving your friends. Hero worship. Not idolizing other people and realizing that we are all individuals. Love of the opposite sex. Loving the entire person, not only physical. Mature love. Final of the 6 stages will come when the other 5 are achieved and will last a lifetime.

--3--

The rain falls because the sky can no longer handle its heaviness, just like the tears, it falls because the heart can no longer handle the pain.

--4--

The one good thing about not seeing you is that I can write you letters but the loneliness, the pain of missing you kills me. How I wanted to be with you till my last breath.

--5--

Yes, I love you. I love you more than anybody else in this world, and there is nothing that I would like better than to hold on to you forever.

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People may not reward | Inspirational

--1--

People may not reward you or thank you for your actions, but when Christ is your reason for serving, you receive an even greater blessing in return.

--2--

If you are continually being defeated by everything you face, your heart has departed from God. Examine your heart. Choose to listen to God, then obey what He tells you. No matter what you face, you will experience victory!

--3--

It's sad how busy we can get sometimes and forget to keep in touch with each other. But I want you to know that nothing's changed. I still look great!

--4--

God's love is a candle in the dark. No matter how gloomy our life may be, just one little touch of His love is enough to bring warmth and light.

--5--

Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Do not seek the answers, which cannot be given now; rather, live the questions. All good things come to those who wait. Patience is the companion of wisdom. It is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

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If you want your | Inspirational

--1--

If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

--2--

People may not reward you or thank you for your actions, but when Christ is your reason for serving, you receive an even greater blessing in return.

--3--

If you are continually being defeated by everything you face, your heart has departed from God. Examine your heart. Choose to listen to God, then obey what He tells you. No matter what you face, you will experience victory! God bless.

--4--

The hands of God draw you close, hold you near and embrace you forever. May your heart be assured today of how very precious You are to Him.

--5--

The seeds of greatness are in you. God never created you to be nobody but a real somebody. He values you so much and loves you more than you ever know.

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Knowledge without wisdom is - Inspirational

--1--

Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on a fool's back.

- Japanese proverb.

--2--

Here comes another time for rest, time for dreams. Hope you wake up tomorrow with the spirit more promising than today!

--3--

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there was never a cloud that the sun couldn't shine through.

--4--

The Don'ts to Remember: Don't wait for time. Make it. Don't wait for love. Feel it. Don't wait for money. Earn it. Don't wait for the path. Hack it. Don't wait for opportunity. Create it. Don't go for less. Get the best. Don't compare. Be unique. Don't avoid failure. Use it. Don't dwell on mistakes. Learn from them. Don't back down. Go around. Don't close your eyes. Open your mind. Don't run from life. Embrace and enjoy it. Don't just read this. Share it!

--5--

Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

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There are two types - Inspirational

--1--

There are two types of people: Those who come in and say, "Well, here I am." and those who come in and say, "Hey, there you are!" Who are you?

--2--

He slept the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonders, he took my childhood in stride, but he was gone when autumn came.

- Les Miserables.

--3--

I don't like standard beauty

- there is no beauty without strangeness.

--4--

If you talk to God, they call you religious. If God talks to you, they call you psychotic.

- Dr. House.

--5--

Everything has been figured out, except how to live

- Jean Paul Sartre

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We cannot change reality - Inspirational

--1--

We cannot change reality but we can change the eyes that see reality. Let us see the good, the true and the beautiful in life.

--2--

A good person is like a lighthouse. It doesn't ring bells and fire guns to call attention to its luminance. It simply shines, just like you.

--3--

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core strength within you that survives all hurt.

--4--

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

--5--

As I started to picture the trees in the storm, the answer began to dawn on me. The trees in the storm don't try to stand up straight and tall and erect. They allow themselves to bend and be blown with the wind. They understand the power of letting go. Those trees and those branches that try to stand up strong and straight are the ones that break. Now is not the time for me to be strong, or, I too, will break.

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Throw your worries to - Inspirational

--1--

Throw your worries to the wind and let them fly to God. In the end, it is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you! Nice day!

--2--

Let the blessings of God flow in your life like springs of living water or rivers that never run dry. God cares for you today, tomorrow and forever.

--3--

As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.

--4--

Be energetic. Never tell yourself, "I am tired." The more you accept that thought, the more exhausted you'll become. Life is a matter of perspective. Either you complain because roses have thorns or you rejoice because thorns have roses. It all depends on how you look at it.

--5--

Some thoughts to ponder:

1. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

2. What other people think of you is none of your business.

3. Time heals almost everything in time.

4. No one is in charge of you happiness except you.

5. Don't compare your life to others, you have no idea what their journey is all about.

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To you, I'm an - Inpirational

--1--

To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition.

- Woody Allen.

--2--

I asked God to give me happiness. God said, "No. I give you blessings. Happiness is up to you."

--3--

5 Fingers Of Prayer:

1) Your thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.

2) Pointing finger: Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.

3) Tallest finger: Pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.

4) Ring finger: Weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in pain.

5) Little finger: the smallest - to remind you to pray for yourself. Please forward and share to people you care about.

--4--

May God put you on His lap tonight and take all the tiredness and pain brought by the busy day and may You sleep tight under His care. Good night! God bless.

--5--

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everyone around brighten into smiles. May God bring back to you all the happiness you've given to others. Take care.

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When these days-Love

--1--

When these days are gone, when the little love you once feel for me slowly fades away, when your smile and laugh is only here as a dream, and when the words "I love you" are scripts of the past, I'll always have the memories that were once moments, and I'll always know that no matter what, I got the chance to love you the best way I can.

--2--

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and en kindled, but for that one whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

--3--

Even if a day should go by when I don't say "I love you", may there never be a moment that goes by without you knowing that I do.

--4--

Death can't kill what is not measured by time. I will love you forever, and when I die, whatever part of me is left, will love you, far beyond eternity.

--5--

If I have to count reasons why I love you and why I'm so in love with you, I would have to count forever.

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The purpose - Love

--1--

The purpose of relationships is not to have someone who might complete you, but to have someone whom you might share your incompleteness with you!

--2--

Setting someone free is the hardest thing to do, but it's not the tears you cried that makes it so hard, it's the small piece of hope left inside your heart that someday, you'll still end up together.

--3--

They say that if love becomes painful, it's time to let that love go and save yourself. Just keep this in mind, you'll be able to find another love, but not another self.

--4--

When you love, it doesn't matter how many times you cried, how many words you've heard, but it's how much you care and how long you're willing to sacrifice. Even if it means, taking away you own happiness.

--5--

Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.

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Tagalog Love Quotes - There was a bad

--1--

There was a bad guy who fall in love to a good girl. The guy really love the girl so much that he will do things just to make the girl happy. The girl told the guy to stop all his rumble and the guy command it. One day, the girl heard the news about the rumble, and she say the guy bloody and dying, the girl cried but the guy smile and said, Hindi ako lumaban, kasi, baka magalit ka.

--2--

Ang pagmamahal, hindi natin pinipilit. Hindi rin ito sinasadya. Hindi kayang diktahan. Hindi natin basta ginusto na lang. Dahil kung kontrolado natin ito, magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo?

--3--

Gaano kaimposibleng mahalin ka ng taong mahal mo na nagmamahal ng iba? Ganito... para kang nag-aantay ng paparahing dyip sa istasyon ng tren.

--4--

A guy gave 3 roses to his girlfriend. The girl said, "Oh, babe, you're so romantic, why do you gave me 3 roses?" The boy said, "Kasi, hindi pwede bumili ng isa lang, tatlo sampu talaga!" Hehehe.

--5--

Ikaw, naranasan mo na bang magmahal ng isang taong gagawin ang lahat. Lahat lahat. Mawala ka lang sa buhay nya? Tsk. tsk. Sakit no?

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