I know that you - Funny

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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.