He who laughs last - Funny

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He who laughs last is generally the last one to get the joke.

- Terry Cohen

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A social study has concluded that a woman's ultimate fantasy is having two men at a time! In the fantasy, one cooks while the other cleans the house. Hehehe.

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Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true, just be thankful that your nightmares don't too.

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Can you imagine a world without men? No crimes and lots of happy fat women!

- Nicole Hollander

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It is a scientific fact that 1 out of 3 people is ugly. Look at the person at your left and right. If they are good looking, you're in big trouble!