I just broke up - Funny

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

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The hands of God - Inspirational

The hands of God draw you close, hold you near and embrace you forever. May your heart be assured today of how very precious You are to Him. Good evening!

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A friend is someone - Friendship

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A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

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Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.

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Though our communication wanes at times of absence, I'm aware of a strength that emanates in the background.

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Friend - a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection and loyalty.

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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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I know that you - Funny

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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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